Brocken Blood Joint Project Announcement

HI THERE. HASSELHOFF HERE AGAIN. Ah yes. November 9th. A special day for Germans everywhere. That was the day when every Germans got a taste of my manliness freedom and I blasted out the song that defeated Communism and broke the Berlin wall down 20 years ago.

Yes, I'm sure not many people liked the last time I tried posting something here but one thing I am certain that someone liked is the Germanawesome crossdressing magical girl themed manga called Brocken Blood. So much so that just like how I united east and west Berlin, I have teamed Not4dawgz and Operation Boredom together to work on the other chapters so expect more Brocken Blood soon.

HOW SOON? Well maybe if Conan can stop playing with his Windows 7 thing and doing something strange called "working for Christmas shopping money" then maybe we could've had something today to show for it today. Why can't everyone just do what I do and become a chunk of awesome with number one hits in Germany?

Now where did I leave that Wendy's burger? HAVE A HOFF DAY.

Pussy The Puppygirl

Something special for Halloween. It's a story about a mother who decides to get brainwashed into becoming a dog for her son's birthday. I guess that was the norm back then? There's nothing really H about this since it's just a women running around doing dog things.

One of the thing I was most surprised was the fact that there was a time stamp at the end of the manga that said the story was created in 1990 which I never would've guessed. It looks like something that could've been created in the last 5 years.

Now available in the project page.

Two Idolm@ster Doujins & To Harent + TE 2

Contrary to yesterday's post, I'm not actually Spanish, never actually visited any Spanish speaking countries (yet) and it was just a silly idea from the translator. So yeah, sorry to disappoint you Mexico/Spain/other hispanic countries. Have another MANLY MEXICAN to compensate.
TIME FOR SOME IDOLM@STER TRAP DOUJINS. I always thought it was a shame that the game is released on the 360 which means the chances of it being brought out to the West is fairly slim and that also means fan translations for the game will be a distant dream. Hopefully the PSP/DS version can get some english translation one day or otherwise I'm gonna be left reading the doujins instead. Anyways, since the stories are so short, that I had to combine the 2 doujins into one download.
The first one is by 09Factory called My Potato and features the traptacular idol. It's kinda sketchy and makes me think that this is just a teaser or a work in progress.
The second one, Half Half, is by Nekoi Mii (from the doujin circle "Perestroika") and Inoue Kiyoshirou who might be recognisable to fans of his RAEP RAEP RAEP work. Once again, very short story about the idols getting "special treatment" from one of the producer.

Now available in the project pages.

Now, for something that couldn't be possible without me upgrading to PS CS4. A full colored doujin based on To Heart 2 and some series called Muv Luv or more specifically Total-Eclipse.
Thanks to Ershin for providing the scripts for this. Now we can find out the answer of what you do after you save a half drowned and unconscious girl.
Now available in the project page.

ALABADO SEA EL DÍA DE LA HISPANOS. TODOS SALUDEN A LAS "TRAMPAS" DE IDOLM@STER.

¿12 de Octubre? ¿Sabéis lo que significa? Ese es el día en que un tipejo llamado Cristóbal encontró un país llamar América y ahora se le llama Día de la Hispanidad o Día de Colón. A la mierda, total es sólo una excusa para que publique una serie comics hentais sobre violación y chicos afeminados... EN ESPAÑOL.

En cualquier caso, aquí tienen dos doujins de Idolm@ster que incluyen un ídolo que es, vaya sorpresa, un "trap" (o "trampa" lo que prefieran llamarle) y otras imagenes de las idolos recibiendo un "tratamiento especial" de sus productores.

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¿Qué? ¿Queréis más? Bueno, cómo es una ocasión especial ¿por qué no tener TAMBIÉN UN DOUJIN A TODO COLOR? Nos presenta la respuesta a la pregunta, "has encontrado una chica medio ahogado e incosciente. ¿Qué harás es esta situación?"

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Oh cheer up. Of course I'm gonna post the english translation afterwards.

Recommending Brocken Blood By David Hasselhoff

HI. HASSELHOFF HERE. Now, today is a special day for the people of Germany. Yes. October 3rd is the day that with my Hofftactular powers, I brought East and West Germany together. They wanted to name the event Hoff Day but I thought, "you know what, YOU da man" and that is why today is now known as German Unity Day. But enough about one of my many Hoff deeds, I'm gonna recommend a cross dressing manga that's appropriate enough for this day. That manga is Brocken Blood.
Operation Boredom, the group working on this probably can sum it up better:

During the 17th century, the German alchemist Johann Schultz successfully created a witch. He then injected that power into his own blood.

In the present day, as a result of a scheme created by his cousin, Yomoda Rena, Shurutsu Kenichi, a high school student and a third generation German, fights on secretly as a blood relative of “Brocken”, all in order to hunt down those who abuse the artificial witch theorem. Yet for reasons unknown, he transforms into a Magical Girl “Heroine”…?

DOESN'T THAT JUST GET YOUR GERMAN PRIDE PUMPING MORE THAN MY RIPPLING MUSCLES. Anyways, only 3 chapters are out so far and they've been thrown into one handy file so get downloading:

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WHAT? You don't want to see a girly boy dressing up in a magical girl costume and doing some fighting? I understand. You came here to see something a little more...

Mature....

HAVE A HOFF DAY.

Okigae No Jikan

Here's a story that appeared in the 2007-03 issue of Comic Megastore H. It's about a guy and somehow a girl persuades him to put on a dress which in turn leads to a nice afternoon conversation over some muffins and tea cross dressing sexxoring. Now that I think about it, it's still just a normal straight hentai so just imagine the guy to be a flat chested dickgirl or something. There's a second part to this so translations will be done soon.

Update: As of April 2010, the old magazine scans have now been retired. This is now chapter 2 of Houkago Strawberry Dildo which can now be downloaded from the project page.

Disappointment & Errand Witch Ruby!

2 very short Po-ju manga shoved into one download because one of them is too short to just release as a single download. For the people who likes Po-ju and came to expect some shota on shota action, prepare to be disappointed as one of the story deals with OMG HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS (albeit in a guy's daydream) and the other deals with a little errand witch... called Ruby. I am aware that Errand Witch Ruby also exists as a colored oneshot story from years ago but this story came from a book called Momo An You 2. Both just happen to have the same name.

As mentioned before, don't expect a lot of content with this download and even the page count are padded out with some Po-ju artwork from the book.

Now available in the project page.