Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Tentacle Lovers Chapter 2

Whoopee. Looks like someone took pity on me and hired me as an editor to start up a stalled project. Hentai-Enishi (they don't have a website anymore so get your ass to Mars IRC and look up #Hentai-Enishi @ irc.irchighway.net). The title pretty much tells us that it's pretty much about tentacle porn. Ah yes. Mention hentai and some people will think of those space aliens/magical monsters raeping women but this hentai decides to forget those cliche and go for... the happy sex approach.

So the plot for this is a popular princess is attending school and every guy falls in love with her. Including the main character who gets a letter to meet her after school. Through some magic spells, the guy accidently gets transformed into a, "cute" tentacle monster. Either way, you can just download the first chapter which was done by H-E a while ago:

This chapter is now part of Tentacle Lovers which is now available in the project page.

Time for the second chapter that I worked on and this time, "cute" tentacle monster now moves with princess and it turns into a strange flatmate arrangement.

This chapter is now part of Tentacle Lovers which is now available in the project page.

In other news, I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU PERSONA: FES. In b4 "but the PSP version is coming out soon with female MC and other extra stuff". To that, I say.... BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY.

Sunday, 22 November 2009

Sakurachan Kochikochi

If there is ever a project that embodied the whole, "I'll get round to it someday when I have time" excuse it's this. This actually got started waaaaay back in 2005 when someone on 4chan kindly provided the scripts because for some reason I was obsessed with the artist, Ohkura Bekkan and not the Cardcaptor Sakura series which I still haven't watched. Unfortunately the color pages and the text over artwork was far too much for me to handle 4 years ago with my PS7 and my newbie skills which was why it sat on a HDD moving from PC to PC whenever the power supply died. And since I just want to put this doujin to rest after all these years, I thought, "fuck it" and just get it out there.

So anyways the content for this is Sakura getting caught schlicking by her brother and then some sexxoring. Bonus page includes Tomoyo watersports and then some random wtf explanation. I really don't know why I wanted this doujin translated so badly in the first place. Maybe it was just the purdy colors. Obviously times have changed and I've been introduced to a ton of artists that I'm obsessed with... and then forget.

Now available in the project page.

Also, still on the hunt for translators or translators wanting an editor. Just drop me an email at 4dawgz@gmail.com.

Monday, 9 November 2009

Brocken Blood Joint Project Announcement

HI THERE. HASSELHOFF HERE AGAIN. Ah yes. November 9th. A special day for Germans everywhere. That was the day when every Germans got a taste of my manliness freedom and I blasted out the song that defeated Communism and broke the Berlin wall down 20 years ago.

Yes, I'm sure not many people liked the last time I tried posting something here but one thing I am certain that someone liked is the Germanawesome crossdressing magical girl themed manga called Brocken Blood. So much so that just like how I united east and west Berlin, I have teamed Not4dawgz and Operation Boredom together to work on the other chapters so expect more Brocken Blood soon.

HOW SOON? Well maybe if Conan can stop playing with his Windows 7 thing and doing something strange called "working for Christmas shopping money" then maybe we could've had something today to show for it today. Why can't everyone just do what I do and become a chunk of awesome with number one hits in Germany?

Now where did I leave that Wendy's burger? HAVE A HOFF DAY.

Saturday, 31 October 2009

Pussy The Puppygirl

Something special for Halloween. It's a story about a mother who decides to get brainwashed into becoming a dog for her son's birthday. I guess that was the norm back then? There's nothing really H about this since it's just a women running around doing dog things.

One of the thing I was most surprised was the fact that there was a time stamp at the end of the manga that said the story was created in 1990 which I never would've guessed. It looks like something that could've been created in the last 5 years.

Now available in the project page.

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

Two Idolm@ster Doujins & To Harent + TE 2

Contrary to yesterday's post, I'm not actually Spanish, never actually visited any Spanish speaking countries (yet) and it was just a silly idea from the translator. So yeah, sorry to disappoint you Mexico/Spain/other hispanic countries. Have another MANLY MEXICAN to compensate.
TIME FOR SOME IDOLM@STER TRAP DOUJINS. I always thought it was a shame that the game is released on the 360 which means the chances of it being brought out to the West is fairly slim and that also means fan translations for the game will be a distant dream. Hopefully the PSP/DS version can get some english translation one day or otherwise I'm gonna be left reading the doujins instead. Anyways, since the stories are so short, that I had to combine the 2 doujins into one download.
The first one is by 09Factory called My Potato and features the traptacular idol. It's kinda sketchy and makes me think that this is just a teaser or a work in progress.
The second one, Half Half, is by Nekoi Mii (from the doujin circle "Perestroika") and Inoue Kiyoshirou who might be recognisable to fans of his RAEP RAEP RAEP work. Once again, very short story about the idols getting "special treatment" from one of the producer.

Now available in the project pages.

Now, for something that couldn't be possible without me upgrading to PS CS4. A full colored doujin based on To Heart 2 and some series called Muv Luv or more specifically Total-Eclipse.
Thanks to Ershin for providing the scripts for this. Now we can find out the answer of what you do after you save a half drowned and unconscious girl.
Now available in the project page.

Monday, 12 October 2009

ALABADO SEA EL DÍA DE LA HISPANOS. TODOS SALUDEN A LAS "TRAMPAS" DE IDOLM@STER.

¿12 de Octubre? ¿Sabéis lo que significa? Ese es el día en que un tipejo llamado Cristóbal encontró un país llamar América y ahora se le llama Día de la Hispanidad o Día de Colón. A la mierda, total es sólo una excusa para que publique una serie comics hentais sobre violación y chicos afeminados... EN ESPAÑOL.

En cualquier caso, aquí tienen dos doujins de Idolm@ster que incluyen un ídolo que es, vaya sorpresa, un "trap" (o "trampa" lo que prefieran llamarle) y otras imagenes de las idolos recibiendo un "tratamiento especial" de sus productores.

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¿Qué? ¿Queréis más? Bueno, cómo es una ocasión especial ¿por qué no tener TAMBIÉN UN DOUJIN A TODO COLOR? Nos presenta la respuesta a la pregunta, "has encontrado una chica medio ahogado e incosciente. ¿Qué harás es esta situación?"

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Oh cheer up. Of course I'm gonna post the english translation afterwards.

Saturday, 3 October 2009

Recommending Brocken Blood By David Hasselhoff

HI. HASSELHOFF HERE. Now, today is a special day for the people of Germany. Yes. October 3rd is the day that with my Hofftactular powers, I brought East and West Germany together. They wanted to name the event Hoff Day but I thought, "you know what, YOU da man" and that is why today is now known as German Unity Day. But enough about one of my many Hoff deeds, I'm gonna recommend a cross dressing manga that's appropriate enough for this day. That manga is Brocken Blood.
Operation Boredom, the group working on this probably can sum it up better:

During the 17th century, the German alchemist Johann Schultz successfully created a witch. He then injected that power into his own blood.

In the present day, as a result of a scheme created by his cousin, Yomoda Rena, Shurutsu Kenichi, a high school student and a third generation German, fights on secretly as a blood relative of “Brocken”, all in order to hunt down those who abuse the artificial witch theorem. Yet for reasons unknown, he transforms into a Magical Girl “Heroine”…?
DOESN'T THAT JUST GET YOUR GERMAN PRIDE PUMPING MORE THAN MY RIPPLING MUSCLES. Anyways, only 3 chapters are out so far and they've been thrown into one handy file so get downloading:

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WHAT? You don't want to see a girly boy dressing up in a magical girl costume and doing some fighting? I understand. You came here to see something a little more...

Mature....

HAVE A HOFF DAY.